Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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