All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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