no, he came in my armpit
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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