Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
