moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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