life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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