And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
wow bdsm is so cute
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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