Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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