Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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