guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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