fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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