i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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