not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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