I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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