forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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