Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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