Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
