if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
high people should be assigned attendants
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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