Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You can't motorboat a personality
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
