I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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