Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You're earring is so big in my mouth
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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