she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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