she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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