I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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