You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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