I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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