Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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