The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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