first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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