Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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