WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize