you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
nutella sex= disaster
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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