you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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