If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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