I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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