Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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