Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We need to rekindle our bromance
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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