There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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