she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.