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• (916): View more from California

  she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  she sounds like chewbacca in bed

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  DOWN HORMONES. BACK.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.

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• (323): View more from California

  Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.

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