So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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