nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize