It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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