D3 body, D1 cock
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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