What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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