im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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