So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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