if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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