He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
accomplished twins. life is a go
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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