I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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