Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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