standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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