People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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