Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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