I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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