Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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