White coat. Heels.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I am naked and annoyed.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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