your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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