Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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